When Buffy Meets Edward Cullen

Ever wonder what would happen if the world of Sunnydale and Twilight collided? I did, a little, then I figured, along with most Buffy fans that something like this would happen:

HI. LA. RIOUS.

There's a lesson to be had in this little spiel. If ever a vampire (no matter how good looking they are) starts to stalk you, just ask yourself: "What would Buffy do?"

The June Trail

It's been a while since we had a movie trailers post, so I've come to remedy our trailer cravings.

Whiteout
Reminds me of 30 Days of Night, but even with Underworld's Kate Beckinsale, I don't think this film has any well-dressed vampires. I'm pretty fond of mystery thrillers, adding the ice cold spice to the mix makes it even more interesting.
Release: Sept. 11, 2009

Sherlock Holmes
I'm almost absolutely sure that this will be awesome. Can't wait to be right.
Release: Nov. 20, 2009

The Time Traveler's Wife
Seems like a modern day Curious Case of Benjamin Button. I liked CCOBB, maybe I'll like this one too? So far, I'm charmed by the trailer already.
Release: Aug. 14, 2009

Inglorious Bastards
I'm kind of surprised that the title wasn't censored in any way, I mean, they made a whole lot of hullabaloo over the title Zack and Miri Make A Porno. Maybe it's because Brad Pitt is in it? Anyway, Brad's character in this reminds of his Tyler Durden in Fight Club. And trust me, that's a good thing.

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And remember folks, don't judge a movie by its trailer!

Say Hey To T-Swizzle!

Justin Timberlake brought on his Single Ladies moves on SNL, then Joe Jonas stepped up and donned his own leotard to give us another version of Beyonce's famous song.

Now, Taylor Swift is following Natalie Portman's footsteps, and is giving us a glimpse of A Thug Story.

Watch "T-Swizzle" break it down with T-Pain.

And here is Natalie Portman's infamous rap on SNL.

So? Who do you think is the better gangsta?

Bruno's Intimate Moment With Eminem

Hilarious. And Sacha Baron Cohen gets kudos from me for being brave enough to do that to Eminem, I mean, did you see those hulking bodyguards? Of course, people are all over this spectacle, they're dissing Eminem for not being able to take jokes when he just loves making them. I think that Eminem reacted how we was supposed to react. Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Bruno, could have played that joke on Ben Stiller, Zac Efron, or Justin Timberlake, and they all would have had different reactions, probably better ones than Eminem's utterly pissed off walkout, but he chose Eminem because he obviously knew that everybody would get a kick out of it.

Did Bruno go too far? I don't think so. This was typical scandalous Sacha Baron Cohen humor, either you're utterly disgusted by it, or you find it totally hilarious, mostly because he's not playing those jokes on you.

Was Eminem's walkout totally sissy? Well, what would you have done if some guy wearing a bird suit shoved his hairy crotch at your face?

Actually, I wouldn't have walked out.

I would have kicked him where it hurt the most.

But that's just me.

Speaking of the MTV Movie Awards, Twilight took most of everything, while Slumdog Millionaire (unsurprisingly for the MTV Awards) took nothing. Ben Stiller took the MTV Generation Award, which is well deserved because he is tres cool. Amy Poehler winning the Best WTF Moment for peeing in a sink in Baby Mama was awesome.

Although, Miley Cyrus' song "The Climb" winning Best Song would have been my choice for WTF.